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    It Happens

    Taoism
    Shit happens.

    Buddhism
    If shit happens, it's not really shit.

    Islam
    If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

    Protestantism

    Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

    Judaism
    Why does this shit always happen to us?

    Hinduism
    This shit happened before.

    Catholicism
    Shit happens because you're bad.

    Hare Krishna
    Shit happens rama rama.

    T.V. Evangelism
    Send more shit.

    Atheism
    No shit.

    Jehova's Witness
    Knock knock, shit happens.

    Hedonism
    There's nothing like a good shit
    happening.

    Christian Science
    Shit happens in your mind.

    Agnosticism
    Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

    Rastafarianism
    Let's smoke this shit.

    Existentialism
    What is shit anyway?

    Stoicism
    This shit doesn't bother me.


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    Re: It Happens

    Taoism: Shit happens.
    Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
    Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
    Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
    Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
    Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
    Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
    Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
    Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
    Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
    Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
    Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
    Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
    Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
    Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
    Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
    Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
    Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
    Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
    Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
    Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
    Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
    Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
    Creationism: God made all shit.
    Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
    Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
    Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
    Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
    Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
    Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
    Darwinism: This shit was once food.
    Capitalism: That's MY shit.
    Communism: It's everybody's shit.
    Feminism: Men are shit.
    Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
    Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
    Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
    Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
    Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
    Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
    Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
    Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
    Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
    Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
    Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
    Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
    Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
    Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
    Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
    Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
    Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
    Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
    Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
    Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
    Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
    Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
    Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
    Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
    Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
    Atheism: What shit?
    Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
    Nihilism: No shit.

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    Re: It Happens

    Dog
    I just shit on your shoe.

    Cat
    Dogs are shit.

    Mouse
    Oh shit! A cat!


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    Re: It Happens

    Shintoism
    You inherit the shit of your ancestors.

    Hedonism
    I love it when shit happens.

    New Age
    Visualise shit happening.

    Satanism
    sneppah tihs.

    Mormonism
    excrement happens (don't say shit).

    Voodooism
    shit doesn't just happen - we made it happen.


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    Re: It Happens

    Mysticism
    This is really weird shit.

    Feminism
    Men are shit.

    Capitalism
    This is MY shit.

    Communism
    Let's share the shit.

    Disneyism
    Bad shit does not happen here.

    Marxism
    You have nothing to lose but your shit.


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    Re: It Happens

    Conspiracy Theorism
    THEY shit on us!

    Psycho-analysis
    Tell me about your shit.

    Amish
    Modern shit is useless.

    Shakespearism
    To shit or not to shit, that is the question.

    Descartes
    I shit therefore I am.

    Trekism
    To boldly shit where no man has shit before.

    Lawyersism
    For enough money, I can get you out of this shit.
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    Re: It Happens

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    Re: It Happens

    Jimi Hendrixism: Peace, love and all that other good shit.

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    Re: It Happens

    Quote Originally Posted by archangel View Post
    Jimi Hendrixism: Peace, love and all that other good shit.
    lmao

    objectivism: shit=shit

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    Re: It Happens

    hawkfan369ism
    No shit will be tolerated.

    Moderatorsism
    Ban this shit.


    "Watch Out For Your Ears!"

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    “If you can play, you can play anything. I don’t like classifications.” - Buddy Rich

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    Re: It Happens

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    “If you can play, you can play anything. I don’t like classifications.” - Buddy Rich

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    Re: It Happens

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    "Watch Out For Your Ears!"

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    “If you can play, you can play anything. I don’t like classifications.” - Buddy Rich

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    Re: It Happens

    oh...SHIT...i forgot what i was gonna write.....

    anybody got some GOOD SHIT???.....

    shit in a shoe, and send it to Drew, at 9322!

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    Re: It Happens

    Quote Originally Posted by MourningStar View Post
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    No shit will be tolerated.

    MourningStarism
    Ban this shit.


    completely agree.

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    “If you can play, you can play anything. I don’t like classifications.” - Buddy Rich

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    Re: It Happens

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    "Watch Out For Your Ears!"

    "We don't want to be classed in any category" - HENDRIX

    “If you can play, you can play anything. I don’t like classifications.” - Buddy Rich

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    Re: It Happens

    Marcos, I always love your posts, You prove that "A picture is worth a thousand words" Great Stuff!!

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    Re: It Happens

    Quote Originally Posted by manfree View Post
    Marcos, I always love your shit, You prove that "A picture is worth a thousand shits" Great Shit!!


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